budweiner:

budweiner:

what did the gay computer say to the other gay computer?

are you a laptop or a lapbottom

(x)

naela5:

Yeap… this is me.

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

honeynutgiornos:

relatives: what do you want to be when you grow up?

me: image

rawpussycat:

I love being a bitch but i also love being nice

evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi